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S1 E15

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

And this is Wonder Rat, that self-glorifying snout-faced nibbler who works for Camren Sandiego.

Rockapella

(singing) Wonder Rat

Chief

His last known whereabouts: the Australian Airwaves. Times are tough for Australian television. Recently, all three of the country's commercial TV networks declared bankruptcy, but one network is doing well: ABC, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. It's a government funded public network. Once regarded as a stodgy producer of science and news programs, ABC has become a crowd-pleaser. Or it had until today when Wonder Rat, with the help of his hired hopping hooligans, purloined the programming from ABC. While his ruse reconnoitered, the rat remained. Gumshoes, you got to catch Carmen, rope the rat, and solve today's case...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...ABCee YA LATER!

William Ragsdale

(hears the sound of a stampede) Remember the ACME Triangle of Excellence, Gumshoes: (forms the Triangle with his hands) Vigilance, Dedication, Courage!

Chief

Here's a list of places Carmen may have traveled.

Greg

Chief, what are you doin'? You are completely off. That is not the right thing. It's not time for that!

Chief

Well-- Well, you're right Greg. I was just going by this schedule.

Greg

Well, then, your schedule is wrong, Chief. I'm sorry. (lightning flashes a second time) Excuse me! We-- We already had the Lightning Round! Listen, guys. We're havin' some kinda scheduling problem. I'm sorry. Lemme go try to work this out. I'll be right back.

(the rest of the office sketch is the same as in "Unfair Exchange")

Carmen

I think ACME's ready to spring a trap on you.

Wonder Rat

Geez, I'd better stop... (sniffs) ...sniffin' around here, then.

Carmen

Take the network to a Spanish town on the Mediterranean Sea. It's where artist Pablo Picasso was born. You can hole up in the Gibralfaro, an ancient Moorish castle.

Wonder Rat

Gee, that's great! A TV network, a castle? Hoo-hoo! I'm travelin' in style! I wanna be as famous as Michael Jackson. Hee.

Carmen

You're gonna be as busted as Michael Milton if you don't move your tail.

Chief

Greg?

Greg

Yes?

Chief

There's mustard on your sleeve.

Greg

No kidding. (rubs his sleeve) Oh, gee. Sorry about that. I'll take care of that later on. Okay, thanks, Chief.

(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to Indianapolis, Indiana)

Chief

Greg, didn't I tell you to get this road flattened?

Greg

Sorry, Chief. I've been busy trainin' Gumshoes.

Greg

(before the Jailtime Challenge) You guys were tied at the end of the last round. We flipped a coin. Antonio, you won that toin coss. Toin coss? That cossed toin. You won. (laughter) You're gonna go first. Go ahead.

Rockapella

(each time Shoeprints are revealed) Near Scott's house!

1 mile from Scott's house!

Scott

(on his own) 1 mile from my house!

Rockapella

(each time the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is revealed)

Netted network!

Pilfered primetime!

Aussie lossie!

Plunder down under!

No show!

Don't touch that dial!

Go, Antonio!

Rockapella

(when Antonio wins the 2nd round) Wonder Rat! TOUCHÉ!

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