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S1 E15

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Greg, Mrs. Pumpkinclanger and others in “Unfinished Business”

Greg

I'm not exactly sure where Double Trouble took the Triangle.

Mrs. Pumpkinclanger

Now you've done it!

Greg

That's my upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Pumpkinclanger. C'mon. (he looks up at Mrs. Pumpkinclanger's window)

Mrs. Pumpkinclanger

You've really done it this time. You've ruined all the maps! While you're down there being indecisive, a vital spot in New York has vanished into the Triangle! It's the spot mapmakers use to measure road miles from New York City. And now, it's just a big hole! Traffic's a nightmare on Broadway! Now, get out there and do something! (she frantically closes her window)

Greg

Jonathan Swift was a writer born in Ireland. His story about a gentle giant in the land of Lilliput has become a classic. In the story-- (Frank rings in) Frank.

Frank

The Jolly Green Giant?

(BUZZER!)

Greg

I'm sorry. That's not the answer we're looking for. In the story, Jack and the Beanstalk-- Is the story Jack and the Beanstalk, Ghostbusters, or Gulliver's Travels? (Judd rings in) Judd.

Judd

Ellivle's-- Gulliver-- Gulliver's Travels.

Greg

I think we can accept that. Gulliver's Travels. Yeah. I know exactly what you're goin' through there, pal.

Carmen

Those ACME agents are closing in fast. Hop into the triangle and disappear.

Double Trouble

Geez, Carmen, we could make ACME disappear.

Carmen

A lovely thought, boys, but I've got another idea. Go to an Italian city and stash the triangle in St. Mark's Square. You will have arrived just in time for the Biennale.

Double Trouble

The Bie-what, Carmen?

Carmen

The Biennale. It's a world-famous art show that happens every 2 years. Simply everyone will be there, boys. Don't miss it.

Double Trouble

Geez, Carmen, we love those artist types; we're on our way!

Rockapella

(singing) Spooky Triangle!

Greg

Nice Job, You got Double Trouble. There's one more thing you gotta do now, and that's put 'em in jail. Pull this train-- cha-- trains...

(Judd pulls the chain, and Double Trouble ends up in jail)

Greg

This chain and do it! (Rockapella does Double Trouble's in jail tune) We normally have a train here that you pull, but we had a chain here today.

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