Splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?
We don't need them. We have American reality shows.
Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.
What If...? · Season 1
Splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?
We don't need them. We have American reality shows.
Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.
Oh, kid. How do you do it?
See all these movies? AV club.
No. No, how do you stay so upbeat after everything?
Practice, I guess. My mom, dad, Uncle Ben, Mr. Stark. Now Happy. I've, I've lost a lot. But my Aunt May says– used to say– that if we don't keep smiling when they can't, then we might as well just be gone, too. And– Well, they'd want us to keep going.
I'm sorry. She gave her life so we would get the cure.
That's twice she's saved me. That's... very Hope.
Last year, Mr. Stark asked me to join the Avengers. I turned him down, and now, they're all gone. And I'm still here.
In my culture, death is not the end. They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them.
Wait. You're giving him Obadiah's job?
Yeah, I-I dunno, Mr. Stark. I think I'm more of a soldier.
Which is why it's perfect. You. Me. We'll be like Butch and Sundance.
They died at the end, Tony.
Okay, bad example.
[about Killmonger's design for a combat machine] Wow, uh, bold design choice.
[defensive] What? I like anime.
Oh, worst case scenario, we have the world's most expensive Gundam model.
Kid, you've gotta be part of the system to change the system.
Nah. You can burn it down.
For a minute, I really thought it was you and me against the world.
But we're not fighting the same battles, Tony.
Two gear-head orphans trying to do right by our fathers? We sound the same to me.
The difference between you and me is that you can't see the difference between you and me.
I did what I had to do.
For what? A throne?
For vengeance. For my father. And for all my brothers and sisters who suffered through oppression while you just sat back and watched.
You believe the cure for human suffering is more suffering.
The cure is power. And now, I have it.
Because you stole it. Power, unearned, can be a be a very volatile force, cousin. It will get the best of you eventually. On your plane, or on ours.
[ending narration] Heroes are never really gone. They live forever. As do the ones they inspire to carry on the fight.
[speaking on the phone] Two years ago, the same anomaly struck Star Alpha Icarus and the entire star dimmed and then, poof, disintegrated. [indistinct voice answering] Yes, I know this is the Parks Department, isn't there something you can do?
[shouting] Talking about the end of the world, my dude!
My father has ruled Asgard for centuries. And, look, the most interesting thing that he's ever done is fall asleep. He only cares about duty and, blah-blah-blah-blah, responsibility. Well, I'm not gonna be like him, right? The boring king? Uh-uh.
But Heimdall sees all. If we try anything, he'll call Frigga.
'Oh, ye of little faith. We are going to the most backward, backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to. Alert the realms. Party on Midgard!
I'm gonna go talk to him. I'm gonna make first contact with an alien.
First? I think half the Strip beat you to it. You can make first contact with, I dunno, that guy. He looks like a loser.
[does a spit take into his martini] Ha! Big talk coming from a brunette.
Hey, Whitesnake. We need to chat.
The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" and an "H". But not in that order.
You called my mother on me. That wasn't a cool thing to do, but it was the right thing. So, thank you.
You're welcome.
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