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S1 E18

Welcome Back, Kotter · Season 1, Episode 18

Kotter, Epstein and others in “Dr. Epstein, I Presume”

Kotter

All right, Epstein, come on. Let's have it so we can get to work.

Epstein

What?

Kotter

One of your famous notes that'll read something like, 'Please excuse Juan for being late. He was kidnapped by the jet set and left tied up on a lawn in Hyannis Port.' Signed...

Sweathogs

Epstein's mother!

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