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Welcome Back, Kotter · Season 1, Episode 18

Ms. Helms and Kotter in “Dr. Epstein, I Presume”

HMs. Helms

Mr. Epstein just doesn't have the numbers! I have no other answer for him!

Yeah? Well, I have an answer for you, lady--up your nose with your computer hose! And twice as far with a chocolate bar!

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