Welcome Back, Kotter · Season 1, Episode 11
“Barbarino's Girl” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Julie Kotter (3), Vinnie Barbarino (2), Freddie Washington (1)
[Kotter asks Freddie where his report card is]
My momma's got it, you dig? Yeah!
I dig it! Didn't she sign it?
Heh, no. She just took it in her left hand, and then she hit me upside my head with her right. See, man, and then, and then, she threw a chair at me. And then she tried to cave my back in with a TV set!
All right, all right, have your father sign it.
You crazy? He's the one with the bad temper!
You know, Vinnie, you're so low, you could crawl under a pregnant ant!
That's a good one, Vinnie.
Oh, yeah? Well, listen, Blimpo, you better watch yourself, or I'll let the air out of your dress.
You know, Vinnie, you're so low, you could crawl under a pregnant ant!
That's a good one, Vinnie.
Oh, yeah? Well, listen, Blimpo, you better watch yourself, or I'll let the air out of your dress.
Hey, Judy, I understand there's three kids in your family...one of each. Barbarino, I understand when you was born, they took one look at your face and then they turned you over and said, "Hey, look, twins."
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