[Kotter asks Freddie where his report card is]
My momma's got it, you dig? Yeah!
I dig it! Didn't she sign it?
Heh, no. She just took it in her left hand, and then she hit me upside my head with her right. See, man, and then, and then, she threw a chair at me. And then she tried to cave my back in with a TV set!
All right, all right, have your father sign it.
You crazy? He's the one with the bad temper!
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