Maria (Mermex): He is a terrible man.
Andy Botwin: What? Doug? Come on. He's a great guy.
Maria (Mermex): He is a criminal.
Andy Botwin: He's an accountant.
Maria (Mermex): A thief, who has abandoned his wife and family and wants to make me his whore.
Andy Botwin: A CPA with legal problems who's going through a divorce and is wildly in love with you.
Maria (Mermex): He has warts on his genitals.
Andy Botwin: Yeah, I got nothing to that.

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