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S4 E11

Weeds · Season 4, Episode 11

Doug Wilson and Andy Botwin in “Head Cheese”

[after Maria (Mermex) doesn't want to have sex with him]

Doug Wilson

It's bullshit. I spent 25 years with a woman who didn't put out. I deserve some.

Andy Botwin

It's been one day.

Doug Wilson

And a half.

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