(Doug walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator)
Doug Wilson
What happened to all the cheese?
Lenny Botwin
Is that her pimp?
Shane Botwin
My mom is not a prostitute!
Lenny Botwin
Well she's definitely a criminal of some kind. Did she rob a bank?
Shane Botwin
No!
Lenny Botwin
A Costco?
Shane Botwin
No!
Lenny Botwin
Is she a coke dealer?
Shane Botwin
Um...no.
(Doug walks back into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator)
Doug Wilson
What happened to all the cheese?
Lenny Botwin
Weed!Your mothers a weed dealer!!
Shane Botwin
Give me back her money.
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