[to old woman in bar] Listen, you cock-juggling thunder cunt...
“Little Boats” · Season 4, Episode 9
In this episode: Doug Wilson (4), Andy Botwin (2)
ECEl Coyote
[pointing a gun at Andy] It is time to pay, cabrón.
[to Doug] That's the bad coyote belt-stealer guy. The one who tried to rape Reyna and stab me in the neck.
I pictured him taller.
ECEl Coyote
[pointing a gun at Andy] I will shoot your knee and shoot your balls. I will shoot your belly...and feed you to the sewer rats.
Does that mean that I can go?
I'm a sidekick, Andy. I'm a sad and lonely sidekick. I'm Andrew Ridgeley.
What? He's the other guy in Wham! The guy who doesn't blow people in public bathrooms. He had a solo album. I never bought it, but...
I bought it, Andy. It sucked.
RRaul
"El Andy"...this is the woman your depressed amigo [Doug] searches for?
People don't even talk to sidekicks. It's like I'm not even here.
That's the one, Raul.
RRaul
We will help the sad, tall, angry, baby man find her.
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