[to cinema manager] Sir? We respectfully request your attention!
Theater 9 has become a cesspool of rowdiness!
Ice Bear heard wrappers. Not hip-hop.
We implore you to restore order.
MManager
[sighs deeply] I'm sorry. I can issue you a full refund, but I can't refund the way the world is.
If anyone can do something, you can!
MManager
There was once a time when movies were special to people, when people liked it with dignity in this public place. Going to the theater was a loved and time-honored tradition, [holds a frame of himself in his younger days] but that was a long time ago.
[Grizz and Panda shed tears for a pause]
Well... what if we helped? [the manager coughs]
MManager
How could you possibly accomplish such a task?
We'll go into the theaters, we'll shush them with all our might!
Ice Bear will shush unshushable.
And we'll be completely hidden wearing these suits! [takes black garment out of backpack]
They're for our interpretive dance class.
Looks like it'll be tight. Are they one-size-fits-all? [the manager takes a look of the garment]
MManager
They're perfect! These uniforms will strike fear into the hearts of noisemakers everywhere. Finally, once again there is a chance to restore order in the world of cinema. Now go, and make the East Bay Cinema 13 proud!
Listen up. It's our duty to make this theater a safe haven for movie-lovers once again. For our children and our children's children.
That was beautiful. You should write poetry.
What makes you think I haven't?
[The bears take the stage in an attempt to calm down an entire crowd of young children who are wreaking havoc and misbehaving throughout the entire room]
Movies. Why movies, you ask? Why are we here in this dark and kind of smelly room with total strangers? We go to the movies to be a part of something together! Just think of all the memories we've shared, all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar! [a montage of the bears reenacting famous movie scenes is shown] We've opened our arms to new adventures, filled with moments that warmed our hearts, moments that are windows to our past and help us shape our future. We are these characters. We understand all their imperfections. They love like we love. There's no telling what mysteries will unfold, or who we'll meet along the way. But life is never boring when you go to the movies! [montage ends] In conclusion, who needs a telescope to look at the stars when the stars shine brighter... [Ice Bear throws popcorn in the air] at the movies. Now who's ready to watch a movie?!
[all the children were already fallen asleep in their seats and floor, to the bears' surprise]
I really thought I had something there.
The episode makes homages to 17 different movies: The Little Mermaid, My Neighbor Totoro, Singin' in the Rain, The Sound of Music, Titanic, Modern Times, Twilight, Rocky, Inception, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, North by Northwest, Starsky & Hutch, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Wizard of Oz, Fast & Furious, The Thing and Beauty and the Beast.
[Grizzly is posing, Panda is guessing in a game of charades]
Yeah, yeah, but what kind of bird?
Umm... I don't know, man! Pass!
Dude, a penguin! I was a penguin.
[Ice Bear poses, Chloe guesses]
Ballet! Um... robot! A-a rolling pin?
[Panda models a camera, Grizzly guesses]
A line! A-a square! Telescope! Typewriter! Grizzly Bear? Panda Bear? You're a typewriter!
[Chloe poses as Ice Bear guesses and answers correctly]
Boat. Pizza. Statue of Liberty. Snowman. Whale. Spider monkey. Richard Nixon. Old Faithful. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
Time! 20 answers in 43 seconds!
[Ice Bear beats up a training dummy in a gym]
I thought this was about making friends, not fighting enemies.
All Ice Bear's friends are future enemies. [kicks the dummy's head off]
We were trying to help Chloe make some new friends at school today. It didn't go too well.
[scoffs] They're a bunch of poopers, anyways. We'll find Chloe better ones. [to Mrs. Park] I'm Grizz, by the way.
PMr. Park
And you must be Panda. [speaking korean]
[The Bears look at Mrs. Park]
Hey, what are they saying about me?
PMrs. Park
Oh, thank you for being so nice to our Chloe. She talks about you guys all the time.
PMr. Park
It's been hard for her, being the smartest kid in a small school and now at this big college, surrounded by people who are older.
[Chloe is doing her homework while she watches the Adventure Time episode, "The Enchiridion!"]
Oh, she'll be fine. Chloe's, like, the coolest kid we know.
Ice Bear will make everyone know that.
Yeah, she's gonna have so many friends, you'll probably regret it.
A clip of the episode "The Enchiridion" from Cartoon Network's Adventure Time can be seen playing on the TV in Chloe's home.
[The episode starts with a blank, white screen, with the word, "Hierarchy" being typed in red coloring]
[Three blue stick figures replace the word]
NNarrator
Often within a group of three or more, organization is difficult unless there is a leader.
[One of the blue stick figures moves atop of the other two]
NNarrator
Hierarchy is a ranking of authority.
[A blue shaded hog moves into the scene, and two, red exclamation points appear on top of the bottom two stick persons]
NNarrator
Often when one member of the group is older, stronger, or more experienced, they will naturally assume the role of the protector, at the top of the hierarchy.
[The top stick figure throws a blue spear at the monster, making it disappear. It, and one of the other stick figures, cheer. One, however, is still]
NNarrator
But what happens when someone at the bottom of the hierarchy wants to be on top?
[The camera zooms in on the one idle stick figure]
NNarrator
This is where our story begins.
[A man opens a door and finds the goggles]
[The baby bear makes the box jump]
BGBaby Grizzly
We scored a good box, man.
[The baby bear on a box jumps away]
BGBaby Grizzly
Where next, guys?
BGBaby Grizzly
Okay, man.
Guys! Guys! Oh, there you are!
[Grizzly runs for the fridge and jumps on top of Panda]
You guys are gonna be so excited. I've got us.. a new pet!
[Panda hits his head on the top of the fridge while getting out]
[off-screen] No.. guess again!
[Ice Bear glares at his brothers, trying to close the fridge's door. However, Panda is in the way]
[Grizzly unveils a crab named Captain Craboo from the bag, and it tries to escape. Grizzly places it back on the bag]
[in awe] Oh my gosh! Where did you get him?
He was on sale at the supermarket! Only 3.99 a pound.
Ohh-ohohoo! He's so cute!!
He's a good little crabby!
[Meanwhile, Ice Bear still is trying to close the fridge's door]
Aww! Look at his little face!
What do you think of the name Captain Craboo?
[Ice Bear finally succeeds, but the door is stopped by Grizzly's paw]
Wait, dude! Don't you wanna meet him?
[Craboo winks and begins to foam from his mouth. Meanwhile, Panda is on his phone]
The internet says you should pat his butt to be friends.
[Ice Bear stares at Panda for a moment, before going to shut the door again. However, Grizzly pulls him out with his paw]
[Grizzly proceeds to use Ice Bear's paw to pat the Craboo]
Nothin' to be afraid of, see? Just gentle pats.
He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.
[Craboo climbs across Ice Bear's arm and up his head]
[Then, Craboo snaps its claws, before grabbing onto Ice Bear's ear. His expression suggests surprise, but he does not move or say a word. Both Panda and Grizzly gasp. Then, Ice Bear shivers]
MMerchant
[at the counter] Did you bring your tote bag?
Ah, plastic's fine, thanks.
MMerchant
Uh... no, actually, it's not fine.
MMerchant
Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?
MMerchant
Ugh, let me get this straight. You don't have a tote bag? Do you even care about the environment at all? What about the animals?!
Whoa, sir. We are animals. We care!
MMerchant
Tsk, tsk, tsk. [to another employee] Hey, Ron! These guys forgot their bags! [Ron grunts] I know, right?
Hey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags!
MMerchant
Well, these guys all brought their bags. [Grizzly chuckles nervously at people holding bags] And what about this? Why would you buy vegan cookies, and then get eggs? Who does that?!
Actually, I'm a vegetarian and I— [the merchant touches his lips]
MMerchant
Shh-shh-shh! No more of your lies. But if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something. [uses speaker phone] Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to Aisle 4? [the tote bag people talk to each other indistinctly] For the tree-haters who forgot their bags?
[A snake came out the bushes as the bears begin to freak out]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas. I'll ... I'll handle this. [looks down at the snake] Uh, hey, man. Hey, uh, excuse me. Yeah, if you could, uh, do your snake things elsewhere, that would be super great. Oh, you live around here? Oh, you just moved? [Panda falls down] Oh, yeah, it's a nice place.
[to his brothers] Maybe we can leave now?
[Grizzly and Ice Bear nods]
Good stuff to do. I think the party's going well! Everyone's having a great time! [sees the Bears who are leaving] W-Where you guys going?
[Grizzly and the others plays a video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river]
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?
Pay attention, man! One! Two!
You guys. Guess what happened just now?
You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.
Nope! I just matched this amazing girl on an online dating site. She's French! [whispered] Like the kissing!
Stop talking, or we're going to sink!
[Panda reaches for his phone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways]
One! Two! Alright! We're almost there guys. One! Two! One! Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!"]
[The three bears on a boat made it to the finish line]
GPGrizzly and Panda
Yay! Whoo-Ho!
Ah. New Jersey's Beautiful.
