Matt Olsen quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Will

Find Elyon, Hay Lin and Irma.

Matt

What am I, the messenger boy?

Caleb

Okay, Mr. Show-Me-The-Ropes, why are Earth girls so... impossible?

Matt

Dude, books have been written.

Will

Matt, what are you doing here? Don't you realize how dangerous...

Matt

Okay, I get it! Matt go home!

Caleb

Okay, so this is Meridian. The Annihilators attacked the farm, the forge, and the market.

Matt

You know...

Irma

Yeah, but how do we stop them?

Matt

Listen!

Maybe, if we combined our powers...

Caleb

Hey, that's Elyon's Palace!

Matt

Yeah, figure I eat it before the Annihilators did. These attacks aren't random, they're on a straight line to the Palace. The Annihilators vanish when you go to Meridian and return the second you leave. They're not afraid of you, they just don't exist when you're there. I mean, magic, right?

I can never leave Meridian again!

Matt

Make yourself a prisoner in your own kingdom?

What else can I do?!

Matt

If you really want to end this, stay away from Meridian. Trust these guys to finish the job.

Irma

Course you have been at school for hours, so the Annihilators could be attacking the Palace right now.

You have to stop them!

Matt

Will, this is my idea! Don't say...

It's too dangerous.

Funny Matt!

Matt

Yeah, Funny Matt. Blunk, you have to take me to Elyon's palace. The Annihilators are attacking.

Not sound very funny to Blunk.

Matt

Call me on this. High-tech Earth spyware. You can eavesdrop from 50 ft away.

Will

[after blasting the Annihilators with lightning] Did I just...

Matt

Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!

Will

Matt, I don't know if I can.

Matt

She can. Move!

Matt

Hungry again? Mr Huggles, you're a dormouse of a dormoose? [In french accent] Would Monsieur care to try ze Mouse Munchies? Zey are ze specialty of ze house. I'll tell le Chèf you approve.

Matt

Hi. I was just thinking about thinking about you.

Matt

Mr Huggles, what is your damage? [To Will] I don't know why he's freaking out like this.. Sorry.

Will

No apologies necessary, [Transforms into Nerissa] dear heart.

Matt

[Shocked, holding Mr Huggles] Nerissa!

Cassidy

Destroy Phobos and anyone who gets in our way.

Matt

Anyone?

Would be me!

Will

[after finding out that it was Matt, Caleb, and Blunk glamoring as Phobos] Wait a minute. How long have you guys glamored as Phobos?

Since the attack in the park, your plan was working, so I thought of a better one.

Cornelia

So you weren’t hitting on me!

Or eating crickets!

Will

Or kissing Mandy!

Matt

You kissed Mandy?!

Matt

I don't like it.

Will

But you know it's has to happen

Matt

Yeah, but Will, If this all goes south, I'm gonna be beside you.

Will

I know. I was always a sucker for doomed romance. [They kiss]

Irma

Yo Romeo and Drooliet, we've got a mega battle coming!

Cornelia, please!

Cassidy

Irma, wake up!

Snap out of it, granddaughter!

Excuse me, my granddaughter.

Matt

Why can't they come back?!

They've evolved beyond humanity, lost themselves. They can come back. They simply forgotten they should.

Will

Matt.

Matt

Okay, that's a trick we're not trying again anytime soon.