Caleb quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

[about Caleb's gift, a picture of Will in Guardian form] Look, it's Will! As a, as a kind of... fairy, or something.

Will

[to Caleb in Elyon's voice] You're so talented.

Caleb

It's carved from driftwood. The wings are dragon scales.

Will

[nervously] Ha, ha! He didn't mean real dragon scales.

Caleb

Sure I do!

Hi! Remember me from the mall? Alchemy?

Remember me too? I'm Elyon.

Caleb

Caleb, from the mall.

Cornelia

[pulling Caleb away from Elyon and Alchemy] Back off, girls. Stick with me or they'll tear you to pieces.

So! Are you going to ask me to dance?

Caleb

Actually, I'm pretty good at the Mandurian Gavotte. I'll go find us a bucket.

Caleb

Where are Will and Irma going?

Pizza.

Caleb

Where's that?

Oh, he's so cute!

Maybe Blunk too pretty to scare boys?

Caleb

I'll risk it.

Irma

You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]

Cornelia

Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]

Will

Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]

Ughh! This is really glued on tight!

Cornelia

What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?

It's information about the Sheffield PTA.

Cornelia

Phobos has joined the PTA?!

Will

I don't think so, but my mom did.

Caleb

I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".

Caleb

[After Taranee has suggested they transform and fly Collins to his house] Hey! You're only supposed to transform for emergencies.

Irma

Well, what do you call pushing a wet, unconscious man up a hill in a wheelbarrow at midnight?!

Caleb

[Referring to Cornelia's unthreaded sweater in the Labyrinth, which was used as a trail] What do you think is on the other end of this?

Will

My guess? A very unhappy Cornelia.

Irma

Water! [Irma shoots a stream of water and Hay Lin shoots a gust of air at The Tracker]

Cornelia

[She claps] Nice work! Need a lift to the next portal?

Caleb

No, thanks. I'll walk.

Grandma! What are you doing here?

He made me drive him up to prove a silly point.

Caleb

I'm no fun, huh? Well, just tell that to my skis! [He hoists the skis up]

Will

You're kidding. They look like the deck planks from the Titanic.

Those babies served me well back in China.

They looked like they served Genghis Khan back in China.

I've got new skis now. I'm gonna carve me up some powder, dudes.

Captain Blunk - Report! [He salutes]

Caleb

Don't pretend you have an allegiance to a higher goal. You find me portals and I pay you.

Caleb

Oh, hey girls.

Will

Caleb, when you find an open portal you're supposed to tell us!

Cornelia

You just haven’t tried broccoli the way I make it, Vance Michael.

Caleb

I didn’t know you and the poster were dating.

Cornelia

Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it’s just, like, rude!

Caleb

I don’t get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.

Cornelia

He is not an elf. He’s a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.

Caleb

Hey, I’d like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y’know! Every day!

[pulling over in a cab] Yo, want ride?

Caleb

Blunk! You stole a... [reading] taxi?

Not steal. At hotel, hear people say, "Take taxi." so, Blunk take taxi!

Caleb

And Caleb take taxi back hotel.

[after Caleb stops the car] More! More! Blunk not throw up again. Promise!

Caleb

Hurry up, would you? You’re going to get us in real... [sees Tracker and Sniffer] trouble!

[Working at the restaurant "The Silver Dragon"] Uh, thanks for helping out today, Caleb.

Caleb

[Carrying a tray of beverages] Hey, what are friends for? I am getting paid, right?

Um, I don't think that order was to go.