Cornelia and Caleb in “Unfinished Business”

Cornelia

You just haven’t tried broccoli the way I make it, Vance Michael.

Caleb

I didn’t know you and the poster were dating.

Cornelia

Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it’s just, like, rude!

Caleb

I don’t get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.

Cornelia

He is not an elf. He’s a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.

Caleb

Hey, I’d like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y’know! Every day!