Cornelia Hale quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Cornelia

[grabbed by Irma and Elyon] Let go of me!

Irma

Your worlds are so about to collide.

Cornelia

What are you babbling about?!

Caleb is here.

Cornelia

Oh no! He can't see me like this! [transforms back to normal]

Irma

Here, this will help. [turns Cornelia's clothes to pink] Pink is the new black and white.

Cornelia

Ugh! I'd rather get caught!

Caleb

Ow! Oh, hi. Uh, you look nice.

Cornelia

Hi. Uh, thanks.

[in spider form] Well, the gang's all here. [Transforms into human form]

Tell us where they've taken Julian and Drake, you traitor!

And Aldarn, don't forget Aldarn.

Caleb

You little...

Cornelia

Caleb don't!

That's right Caleb...don't. Not if you ever want to see them again. Here's how it'll go. You release me and I'll leave with Caleb.

Cornelia

No, you can't!

Caleb

No-one asked your opinion. I'm ready, my Queen.

See. Isn't it nicer when we all just try to get along.

Cornelia

Caleb, wait!

Caleb

For you? Not anymore.

Cornelia

I deserve that. But you have to know: When I thought I’d lost you, all I could think about was...

Caleb

That other guy?

Cornelia

No. Caleb, listen. After you made a fool of yourself for me, I decided to break up with him. I swear.

Will

...So I can't help decorate.

Cornelia

Oh, please! If you want to attend the ball, you have to help with the prep.

I spent forever designing the decorations. We can't lose you to a pile of dirty underwear!

Besides, when you're not around, Cornelia gets really bossy. [She puts her glasses on]

Cornelia

Irma brings it out in me.

What?!

Irma

I said: Stop brushing your hair, Cornelia. You're losing brain cells.

Cornelia

Ugh!

Please, Will! Without you, I can't guarantee any survivors.

Will

Oh, I'll find a way.

Irma! Be Careful!

Irma

[sarcastically] Gee! Now we only have now we only have nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine left.

You can never have enough balloons!

Cornelia

No, you can never have enough shoes! Balloons you can definitely overdo.

Cornelia

Fine, but no more balloons. I’m getting light-headed. [She kicks the balloons, which fill the hall]

Irma

Light-headed. Air-headed. How do you tell the difference?

Cornelia

[sarcastically] Big "Ha."

Cornelia

[Drops a sticky tape] Ugh, this is impossible. And I have to go home and change. Look at me, I've got [Blushes] sweat stains!

Sweaty over here is right. Maybe we should just forget about the streamers.

We're not forgetting the streamers! They represent the [she holds up a streamer in one hand] strands of memory that connect us to Galgheita no matter where [holds up a balloon in the other hand] the balloons of life takes her.

Irma

Ok, that's it! Will, you've got let us use our wings, before Hay Lin's strands are shredded...by me!

Will

She captured Caleb, attacked us at a school dance! She even came after us in our dreams!

Cornelia

Such a nightmare!

We're pretty sure she's pulling the strings of the Knights, too.

Irma

But we don't have a clue who the old hag is! Uh, No offence, Mage.

None taken.

I drew this!

Her image is unfamiliar to the Council of Kandrakar.

If only my powers were at full strength. But I am unable to divine her identity or purpose. Though, I do sense something else troubles our Guardians.

Will

Well, there's that new lightning thing and I've started bringing electrical appliances to life.

Not to mention invisibility.

Cornelia

[Raises her hand] Telekinesis.

[Raises her hand] Mmmm, telepathy.

Irma

Y'know, normal teen stuff.

What you're experiencing is normal...for Guardians. You are progressing as expected.

And I am pleased you work so well together. Even in your dreams. Harmony is essential for the Heart of Kandrakar to be effective.

Oh, we're all about the harmony, Oracle.

In fact we're going to spend a whole week together.

Irma

Chilling at Cormoran Beach, thanks to my mom and dad.

Then by all means, enjoy your sojourn. You have earned it.

[leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.

Irma

I so wouldn't bring up breath, little brother...yours smelt steel.

Irma! Chris! I refuse to listen to you bicker for an entire week.

Then I hope you brought earplugs.

Cornelia

You know what would make this trip perfect?

Will

Seven more bathrooms?

Cornelia

If Caleb were here.

Oh, please! You and Caleb can't go five minutes without fighting. If you actually spent time together, you'd be vacationing in Dumpsville.

Irma

Chris, you're such a brat!

I wonder why? Look in the mirror sometime. He learned from the best.

[gasps] You scared me.

Will

Sorry. I just had to get away from Cornelia. She won't stop babbling about Caleb.

[Laughs] Yeah. Obsess much?

Will

Ugh, and what a total drag for you. Since you've never had a boyfriend.

Uh...I don't want a boyfriend.

Will

Well, that's lucky. Since you're not exactly likely to get one.

Right. Lucky.

Will

Who knew sowing the seeds of discontent would be such...[She transforms into Nerissa]

...Child's play?! A glamour here, a glamour there, and they're mine for the picking. But enough about me. Your turn Sandpit.

Delivery order! Thirty minutes or less. Time to pedal that metal.

Ok, I'm here.

Finally!

Do not complain. You're all on vacation. I'm a summertime slave.

Irma

Better than beach boring.

Will

Or mommy and me museum tour.

Or mosquito mountain. [She slaps a mosquito that has landed on her arm] Ow!

Ugh! I smell like egg-fu-yung.

Cornelia

I smell like O'de Fabulous. I have daddy's platinum and the caviar is awesome, and we're getting seaweed wraps tomorrow! The only thing missing is...

Cornelia

Caleb.

Will

Matt.

Nigel.

Boys?! You're in four kinds of paradise and all you can think about is your next date?

Cornelia

Hay Lin, some day soon, you'll be thinking about your first date.

No way! Not me! Never! I...

That moo goo gai pan ain't gonna fold to Elm Street.

Hey! How about a clam dig? All four of us! As a family!

Irma

Yeah, I'm allergic to shellfish.

Since when?

Irma

Since like, right now.

Irma

[walks off, down the beach. Into the phone] Shellfish Allergy Anonymous. Hello

Irma! Thank goodness. We couldn't reach Will or Taranee.

Irma

Hay Lin. Chill. What's wrong?

Phobos has escaped! You have to get back here.

Cornelia

Umm, not that I wouldn't love to be fighting evil right now... [to her mother] No mom! The black boots and the red pumps!...but I'm like a billion miles away.

Irma

Yeah, what are we supposed to do...

Irma

...Walk to Heatherfield?

I don't know! Just be ready...I'll figure something out.

Oh, I can't figure anything out!

How'd it go?

Irma

Ah, we only... beat Phobos!

Will

Actually, Hay Lin beat him.

Me? I almost blew it.

Will

What?

Where's that coming from?

Is this about a boy?

What? No! Well actually... I did see this realy cute- The point is, this was the first time it was up to me. Everyone was spread out and-

And you gathered them here.

Not without your help.

You think needing help is bad? Working together you find true power, in others and in yourself.

I dont know.

You are a jewel, grandaughter. In the rough perhaps, but a jewel all the same, and someday I won't be the only one to see. [They hug. Cornelia and Will high-five each other. Irma and Taranee hug]

Cornelia

Hi. Hate to spoil the greeting card moment, but, how do we all get back?!

Don't look at me.

Will

Is anyone else worried that we haven't heard from Elyon or Caleb in, I don't know, weeks?!

Cornelia

[yawns] Not really. Caleb knew I was travelling and Meridian is definitely a roaming charge.

Irma

Besides, we've kicked enough bad guy booty to earn our vacation.

But vacation's over! School starts tomorrow.

Hey, guys. Isn't it great? I thought summer would never end. And, in honour of school, I have completed my first assignment.

Irma

Oh, can I hurt her? Please.

[typing] Welcome to Taranee's handy dandy guide to... [The Four Dragons and the nymph, which is the dragons of the Guardians' powers appears on the screen] ...Quintessece.

Cornelia

Quintessence?! That's the word that hag used to attack us!

But, what does it have to do with the legend of the Four Dragons? That's about our powers!

Right! Each of the dragons controlled one of the four ancient elements. :[She points to each dragon, as she says the elements that they control] Earth. Air. Fire. Water. [She points to the nymph, in the middle of the screen] But the nymph, Xin Jing, had a power too.

Irma

Oh, an X Factor, like Cafeteria Mystery Meal.

[Typing and saying aloud each syllable as she types it] Quin-tessence. The fifth element.

[voiceover] The Ancient Sages described it as exactly [shot of Nerissa summoning Quintessence from lightning] like electricity. They believed it could be found in lightning, but [Nerissa shoots a lightning bolt at the ground] they also called it "the stuff of life", like bio-electricity. [Farm men charge at Nerissa.] [Back to the girls]

Quintessence has the power to make things come alive.

Kinda like Doctor Frankenstein!

Will

Kinda like me. Throwing lightning bolts, talking toasters. My powers sound exactly like Quintessence.

Cornelia

The fifth Guardian gets the fifth element. Makes sense.

Will

[voiceover] What doesn't make sense is that the sorceress [Nerissa holds up the Heart of Meridian and it emits a shock wave which makes the farm men's tools attack them] has the same powers. Only hers are the extra strong version.

Will

What's her connection to the Guardians? What's her connection to me?

[To Tridart] Back off glacier face! [She charges up a fireball but Kor grabs her arm. In his eyes, we see Taranee's anger and argument with her mother. He starts to fight Taranee]

Cornelia

Watch it, hairball! [She telekinetically moves metal hinges to strike Kor, but Shagon intercepts and destroys them. Will appears in front of Cornelia]

Will

Stay away from her!

The way I stayed away from Matt?

Will

Matt!? Did you hurt him?

How much would you hate me if I did?

Will

You're about to find out! [She hurls a lightning bolt at him. He absorbs it]

Tickles.