Cornelia Hale quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?

Something's coming through.

Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]

Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]

Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]

Cornelia

Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]

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[The Guardians believe Professor Collins is "The Beast" and have switched to Guardian form]

You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]

Cornelia

Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]

[Hay Lin summons a whirlwind which lifts Collins up and Taranee flies up, holds on to Collins, spins him around and he crashes to the ground]

Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]

Ughh! This is really glued on tight!

[Taranee picks up a book that Collins was holding]

Cornelia

What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?

It's information about the Sheffield PTA.

Cornelia

Phobos has joined the PTA?!

I don't think so, but my mom did.

I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".

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What's that on your cheek?

Cornelia

The Big Dipper- don't ask.

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Um, why did you all the way here from Earth to Meridian in your human form?

Well, believe it or not, we were looking for a history book.

Hm, let me refill your drinks [She walks away]

[Eating] Why isn't anyone else eating?

Cornelia

Uh, Hay Lin, I think this may be all the food they had.

Kind of puts a lost essay into perspective.

[The Trill returns]

When Phobos took the throne, a light went out over this land, our men jailed,our crops stolen, we have no security, nothing for ourselves but our dreams. I hear things working in the castle. I hear that Phobos has a sister on the other side.

Cornelia

[Gasps]

IHIrma, Hay Lin

What?!

A sister?!

The true heir to the throne. They say she does not know her true identity or even that she was not born on Earth.

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[Will is caught by The Tracker's flail and is being pulled down]

Water! [Irma shoots a stream of water and Hay Lin shoots a gust of air at The Tracker]

[Cornelia flies to the ground and touches the ground with her hand which makes the earth rumble and a tree to rise and trap The Tracker. Caleb catches the flail to fight The Tracker's dog, Cornelia screams and sends a beam of Earth energy which makes a branch from the tree trap the dog]

Cornelia

[She claps] Nice work! Need a lift to the next portal?

No, thanks. I'll walk.

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I think Matt likes me!

Cornelia

What makes you think that?

He's not looking at me!

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Cornelia

You're crazy to race Sandra. She's like, total Swiss, ok, they're born on skis.

And you send yourself, you're a lousy skier.

Yeah, but I'm a terrific Guardian. And the winner gets to sit next to Matt.

We're supposed to use our powers to fight evil not snooty foreigners.

Trust me, she's evil.

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Cornelia

You just haven’t tried broccoli the way I make it, Vance Michael.

I didn’t know you and the poster were dating.

Cornelia

Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it’s just, like, rude!

I don’t get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.

Cornelia

He is not an elf. He’s a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.

Hey, I’d like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y’know! Every day!

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What's The Tracker and Sniffer doing here?

I'm guessing they're not Vance Michael Justin fans.

[The Tracker and Sniffer walk in a different direction]

Cornelia

What's in that direction?

Um, Caleb and Blunk, babysitting Chris.

You left your little brother with them?!

Now, that's just cruel.

To Caleb and Blunk [She laughs]

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EElias

Then you'll need disguises.

Uh, maybe something like...[She shows the drawing to the girls] this?

[The dress comes to life surrounded by blue magic. The girls gasp]

This is like, way, the most realistic sketch I ever did!

Holy cow! It's real!

Everything you paint comes to life!

[Elias nods, Cornelia holds out a bunch of paintbrushes]

Cornelia

Oh, let's go clothes painting!

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Will; [Holding paint thinner in one hand, and the Heart of Kandrakar in the other. The hand holding the pain thinner is shaking] Guys, I'm getting a cramp in my turpentine holding hand.

[A ripple at the end of the painting appears and Caleb and Irma appear on horses, in armour and holding lances and attack the enemies]

Cornelia

Huh, I recognise that aggressive behaviour.

Sir Girlahad [unveils her helmet] at your service.

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[To the Guardians] So, you came to me for help. That was smart...real smart.

Cornelia

Now, if only you were smart...real smart.

Hey, love birds, knock it off!

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Cornelia

I have never been so insulted!

Or filthy!

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So what do I do? I cut the ropes and I swing magnificently right into the open Portal!

Cornelia

Then you skid magnificently across fifty feet of paved road.

[Cornelia tends to his wounds]

Ow! Careful.

Cornelia

Sorry, Mr Brave Hero.

[Hay Lin runs in]

Guys! Guys! Guess what? [Notices Caleb] Wow, what happened to you?

Cornelia

Standard hero injuries.

Huh, anyway, Elyon got a guy!

A guy!?

Who?

Cornelia

She didn't tell me!

Well, it just happened. This guy, Brian, he's a dog walker. They met when a Pomeranian stopped to sniff her ankle. Is that cute, or what?

Nobody ever sniffs my ankle,

Good for Elyon. She's been so unhappy since she dumped Mark.

She dumped a guy, so she's unhappy?

Cornelia

Well, duh, she didn't have a boyfriend.

Well duh yourself. She had a boyfriend until she dumped him. Guess we're a little backwards in Meridian, we only ask people out we actually like.

[Whispering to Taranee] Hahahaha...so, what's taking him so long with Corny?

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[Caleb walks into the kitchen]

We need to go.

Well, we're eating. What's the rush?

The sister of Phobos has been identified.

[The girls gasp in shock]

Her name is Elyon Brown.

[The girls gasp in shock again]

Cornelia

That's not possible.

[Everyone is outside the "Silver Dragon"]

Cornelia

I don't believe it. I have known Elyon all of my life, she is my best friend.

Phobos' sister, the heir to the Meridian throne, was brought to Earth over twelve years ago.

Cornelia

Elyon was born right here in Heatherfield Memorial.

How does she know that?!

Cornelia

I am not fighting her, I don't care who she is.

We have a job to do.

Cornelia

What? Betraying our friends?