Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Irma

... And that's how it's done!

Ha ha.. Oh yeah, too bad you're too mature for trick or treating!

Irma

[Laughing] Oh please, like I actually miss these baby games!

Andrew Hornby?

Irma

OK troops, report!

It totally worked, look!

Irma

Malt balls? Wow, old Mrs. Primusberger usually gives out toothbrushes! Not bad!

Blunk happy too! Look!

Irma

Moth balls?

[slurps] Yum, menthol!

Irma

So, which house do we hit next?

[approaching] Lair? Lair on the Air? Is that you?!

Irma

Andrew Hornby? You're trick or treating?

Arrr, that's right, matey.

Who's that?

Duh, Andrew Hornby.

He Funny Girl's mad crush!

Irma

But... But you told the whole school trick or treating was for babies!

Who says no to free candy?

Not Blunk!

Irma

What about dressing up?

I'm beginning to think that's the best part!.. See you at the carnival?

Irma

Uh-huh...

Fair winds to you sail, love, arrr!

Irma

Well, shiver me timbers!..

Irma! You found us!

Irma

Yeah, the twenty-foot snake monster makes it surprisingly easy.

Ugh! I am beyond beat. Since Phobos’ Halloween coming-out party, it feels like we’ve been fighting 24/7.

Except for school, we kind of have.

Irma

The creep never gets tired! He’s like the triple-espresso of evil.

You’ve lost every battle since my return.

Will

A streak will break tonight, buster!

Irma

Buster?

Will

It’s been a long day!

Did he just...

Irma

Swallow Phobos whole? Oh yeah.

My Lord.

Oh, my Love.

Irma

My lunch!

Ewwww!

Matt

I don't like it.

Will

But you know it's has to happen

Matt

Yeah, but Will, If this all goes south, I'm gonna be beside you.

Will

I know. I was always a sucker for doomed romance. [They kiss]

Irma

Yo Romeo and Drooliet, we've got a mega battle coming!

Irma

We touched the Dragons.

And got burned.

Cornelia

So that is all what left of us? I want my humanity back!

Irma

Uh, what's humanity again? And, uh, where do we find it?