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Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Played by Candi Milo · 160 quotes · page 10 of 11

Irma Lair

Played by Candi Milo

W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 160 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Cornelia Hale (68), Hay Lin (62), Will Vandom (59)

Scenes with Irma Lair 136

[Yan Lin is outside the Silver Dragon, tying up a rubbish bag]

I wish you a safe journey to your final destination.

[She throws the rubbish into the large bin/tip]

Or as the kids say, "Smell you later".

[Shagon flies past her and she uses her powers as a light source and Shagon starts to charge up his green energy beam. Cut to Hay Lin's bedroom, Yan Lin teletransports]

Grandma!

[out of breath] Small problem. I nearly got taken out with the trash.

[Later, the girls and Yan Lin are in the basement of the Silver Dragon]

I had a feeling it was Shagon, but why attack Mr Olsen?

Maybe he hates grandparents?

[Flames appear in her glasses] Not just grandparents.

[Scene changes to at night, Peter Cook is playing basketball, he throws the ball and Shagon destroys it. Shagon is seen standing on a building and flies away]

[voiceover] I'm pretty sure he went after my brother last night too.

[Scene changes to at night, car headlights are seen on the road]

Irma

[voiceover] Join the club.

[Anna Lair is driving, behind her, Shagon's charged up green beam eyes are seen and he flies over the car. The car skids. In the now, lowering car window, Shagon is seen flying into the moonlight]

Irma

[voiceover] My mom said a giant bird nearly ran her off the road!

[voiceover] It gets worse.

[Scene changes to Lillian Hale, in bed. She gets woken up - Shagon is levitating outside her bedroom window. Lillian screams. Scene goes back to the basement]

Lillian got a real good look at Shagon - described him to the last feather! Luckily, my parents convinced her it was a nightmare.

He is a nightmare.

Going after our families.

Irma

Even Phobos didn't sink that low.

I just hate him!

We all do. But that's like exactly what he wants.

I know! I know! Hatred fuels his power, but he'll be back tonight. So, what do we do?

You go to dinner with your mom.

Pizza with the Professor, while Shagon's on the prowl? No chance.

Even if your mom's his next target?

Irma

I cannot believe you signed us up for the car wash! Without even asking!

Come on, it's for a good cause - Me.

Wow! Narcissist much?

Yeah, my mom has signed me up, too. But it would tank less if you guys came.

We can have a water fight!

Irma

[sarcastically] Oh, yeah! There's something I never do!

[She summons water and shoots it at the screen, which transitions to the next scene]

Irma

Squidgey, Corny. Corny, Squidgey. I'm gonna give you two some time alone.

Um, yeah. I'm Earth, remember? [hydrokinetically, Irma manipulates a hose to travel near Cornelia] All I can do is put more mud on things. [The hose is now behind Cornelia] I would totally help if I were water. [The hose taps her on the shoulder, she turns and gets blasted with water and screams]

HHHarold Hale

Way to dive in there, sweetheart

[In the now ruined fortress of Kandrakar, the girls have been forced to take off their shoes. Cornelia steps on some rubble]

Ow! What is this: Attack-Cornelia-Day?!

I know it’s a shock, but not every world revolves around you.

What's that supposed to mean?

Irma

We're teammates, not servants.

[An explosion is heard]

Guys. The battle's outside.

[holding the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians, knock it off and unite!

[Principal Knickerbocker is punishing the girls for being gone by making them clean the school bus]

Wait! It's my fault. I flaked and they were just covering. But I'm ready to do my own work now. Please, don't punish them because of me.

Then, I suppose the others may go.

[Cornelia starts to clean the bus, but Hay Lin sprays it with a hose, Taranee cleans it, and Irma and Will join]

What are you doing?

Helping!

But...

Irma

Hey, we're teammates not deserters.

[smiles] Hey, um, has anyone seen my shoes?

[waving aside Taranee's smell] Ugh! What's that scent you're wearing? Eau de Mackerel?

[sniffing] Yum! Brainy Girl smell good!

[clears throat] Look, I should have put this together sooner, but when I was with Nerissa, she had Cassidy and Halinor under her thrall. It looks like her new game plan is collecting former Guardians.

Only Kadma and I remain.

Irma

Kadma! Right! And...who's she again.

The former Guardian of Earth. She's on Zamballa, now.

Irma

Zamballa! Right! And...where's that again?

[voiceover] [Scene changes to a flashback of Kadma, Yan Lin and Halinor on Zamballa - a purple jungle world] Zamballa - the purple planet. An other dimensional jungle world. Back in the day, we saved the Zamballans from an attack by Phobos. Kadma led the charge and the locals were so grateful, they offered her The Heart of Zamballa and made her their Queen.

[Flashback ends]

And she stayed there?

[she nods] Had to. Once the Council raised the Veil. Haven't seen her since. But Kadma must be warned. She could be Nerissa's next target.

Sounds like our cue. [holds out the Heart of Kandrakar] Guardians Unite!

[The Zamballans have just hibernated after seeing the Guardians]

Irma

First they attack us! Now, they...ok I don't know what they just did. But those are some freaky trees.

The Zamballans I remember were peaceful and welcoming. Something is very wrong.

Wait! These walking, talking trees are the Zamballans?!

[The Guardians are trying to save Ironwood from hibernation]

Your friends will not succeed.

You underestimate them. Hay Lin! Let the healing begin.

First, [she forms a gust of air in her hands my rolling them over each other repeatedly] a cool breeze to let her know the fire's past. [she unleashes the gust of air]

[Irma a downpour of rain]

Irma

[softly] Then a gentle rain, y'know for that whole, replenished thing.

[To Kadma] Ok, your turn. And if you get lost...follow Cornelia's lead.

The jungle is healed. But we cannot awaken Ironwood.

Well, maybe not we alone! But if you work together [She takes Cornelia and Kadma's hands and joins them together]

BBitterroot

Please, my Queen.

[Kadma tightens her grasp of Cornelia's hand]

We will try!

[She closes her eyes]

Open your mind. Listen to the natural children of the land. Listen for the voice of Ironwood.

[Cornelia can hear Ironwood whispering. She opens her eyes]

It worked! I heard something.

[quietly] Yes! Yes! But her voice is so faint. Her life force so faint.

We can fix that. Will.

[Will is flying above Ironwood, she hovers her hand over the pinnicle of the "armour" of Ironwood]

Quintessence.

[She sends a lightning bolt down Ironwood and the "armour" comes down. Everyone protects themselves by hiding in a tree]

It is done! We have brought Ironwood back and soon, we can free Bowbreaker and the others. [she walks off]

A thank you wouldn't hurt. If it was up to her majesty Ironwood would still be in a tree coma and the rest of us would be in cages. But do we get an apology? No, we don't.

That is Kadma's protective armour. She always had a problem owning up to her mistakes. If she doesn't admit to them, she can pretend they never happened.

[The girls have folded back to Earth in the basement of The Silver Dragon, after Will has stated she wants to claim the Heart of Meridian]

We'll return to Zamballa tomorrow.

Irma

[sarcastically] Ooh, can't wait.

[starts to walk away] Me neither. No one wants to finish this more than I do.

Then...why'd you rush us home?

Can't say. Me to know only.

[She leaves the basement]

Gee, look who's suddenly ready to rule the universe.

[Will is listening to their conversation]

Irma

Yeah! I wonder if going power mad is a Keeper of the Heart automatic.

Irma

[To Martin, regarding the Battle of the Bands contest] You know for once, it looks the battle goes to the good guys.

[Elsewhere, in the volcanic area where C.H.Y.K.N are, it is revealed that Nerissa and the former guardians are restored to youth]

The battle has only just begun!

[referring to Phobos] Meet Sheffield's newest foreign exchange student.

Too foreign! I could whip something up...

[raises hand and glamors himself into a college boy with a black shirt] Am I not down with my bad self?

Irma

[sarcastically] Ho-ho-kay, chillin' with a villain...

You hardly got any lunch Cornelia, what some popcorn?

Thanks and take your time

[about Phobos] Ew, you guys, I think he’s totally hitting on me!

Irma

Uh! Something’s really wrong with him. [Cornelia glares] I-I’m just saying...

He's almost... nice

[Appearing from other side with a popcorn basket, sits down and flips it towards himself, having popcorn fly all around] Ummm, Phobos LOVE popcorn! Ummmm!

Irma

[to Chris] You're so lucky I'm taking you out at all! I'm way too mature for this!

Andrew Hornby?

Irma

[to Cornelia] I have NO idea what you're talking about. I'm just saying, if you're saving the World every week, you shouldn't have to beg for candy. By the way, nice dye job.

I knew you really wanted to go! You had a costume all the time!

Irma

[seizing his hand] It's not a costume...it's a disguise...so no one sees me with you!

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