Will Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Did you forget you promised to get this laundry done?

Will

Hmm, I don't know. Did you forget you promised to stop seeing my teacher?!

Will, I...

Will

Dating? Fine. Dating my teacher? Gross, but also fine. Lying to me about it while lecturing me on responsibility? Priceless!

Will

She captured Caleb, attacked us at a school dance! She even came after us in our dreams!

Cornelia

Such a nightmare!

We're pretty sure she's pulling the strings of the Knights, too.

Irma

But we don't have a clue who the old hag is! Uh, No offence, Mage.

None taken.

I drew this!

Her image is unfamiliar to the Council of Kandrakar.

If only my powers were at full strength. But I am unable to divine her identity or purpose. Though, I do sense something else troubles our Guardians.

Will

Well, there's that new lightning thing and I've started bringing electrical appliances to life.

Not to mention invisibility.

Cornelia

[Raises her hand] Telekinesis.

[Raises her hand] Mmmm, telepathy.

Irma

Y'know, normal teen stuff.

What you're experiencing is normal...for Guardians. You are progressing as expected.

And I am pleased you work so well together. Even in your dreams. Harmony is essential for the Heart of Kandrakar to be effective.

Oh, we're all about the harmony, Oracle.

In fact we're going to spend a whole week together.

Irma

Chilling at Cormoran Beach, thanks to my mom and dad.

Then by all means, enjoy your sojourn. You have earned it.

[leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.

Irma

I so wouldn't bring up breath, little brother...yours smelt steel.

Irma! Chris! I refuse to listen to you bicker for an entire week.

Then I hope you brought earplugs.

Irma. Why is Will yelling at the toaster? And why did she name it?

Will

I don't care if you don't like raisins, Judy. [She shakes the toaster] Just give me my toast!

Cornelia

You know what would make this trip perfect?

Will

Seven more bathrooms?

Cornelia

If Caleb were here.

Oh, please! You and Caleb can't go five minutes without fighting. If you actually spent time together, you'd be vacationing in Dumpsville.

Irma

Chris, you're such a brat!

I wonder why? Look in the mirror sometime. He learned from the best.

[gasps] You scared me.

Will

Sorry. I just had to get away from Cornelia. She won't stop babbling about Caleb.

[Laughs] Yeah. Obsess much?

Will

Ugh, and what a total drag for you. Since you've never had a boyfriend.

Uh...I don't want a boyfriend.

Will

Well, that's lucky. Since you're not exactly likely to get one.

Right. Lucky.

Will

Who knew sowing the seeds of discontent would be such...[She transforms into Nerissa]

...Child's play?! A glamour here, a glamour there, and they're mine for the picking. But enough about me. Your turn Sandpit.

Delivery order! Thirty minutes or less. Time to pedal that metal.

Ok, I'm here.

Finally!

Do not complain. You're all on vacation. I'm a summertime slave.

Irma

Better than beach boring.

Will

Or mommy and me museum tour.

Or mosquito mountain. [She slaps a mosquito that has landed on her arm] Ow!

Ugh! I smell like egg-fu-yung.

Cornelia

I smell like O'de Fabulous. I have daddy's platinum and the caviar is awesome, and we're getting seaweed wraps tomorrow! The only thing missing is...

Cornelia

Caleb.

Will

Matt.

Nigel.

Boys?! You're in four kinds of paradise and all you can think about is your next date?

Cornelia

Hay Lin, some day soon, you'll be thinking about your first date.

No way! Not me! Never! I...

That moo goo gai pan ain't gonna fold to Elm Street.

Oh, Finally!

Whew! [sits down] Note to self: Next time, pinch more life force.

Will

Guardians Unite!

And now for the family reunion.

Will

After reunion we have in mind. I'm thinking we'll reunite you with your cell.

And finally, the girls.

How'd it go?

Irma

Ah, we only... beat Phobos!

Will

Actually, Hay Lin beat him.

Me? I almost blew it.

Will

What?

Where's that coming from?

Is this about a boy?

What? No! Well actually... I did see this realy cute- The point is, this was the first time it was up to me. Everyone was spread out and-

And you gathered them here.

Not without your help.

You think needing help is bad? Working together you find true power, in others and in yourself.

I dont know.

You are a jewel, grandaughter. In the rough perhaps, but a jewel all the same, and someday I won't be the only one to see. [They hug. Cornelia and Will high-five each other. Irma and Taranee hug]

Cornelia

Hi. Hate to spoil the greeting card moment, but, how do we all get back?!

Don't look at me.

Will

Is anyone else worried that we haven't heard from Elyon or Caleb in, I don't know, weeks?!

Cornelia

[yawns] Not really. Caleb knew I was travelling and Meridian is definitely a roaming charge.

Irma

Besides, we've kicked enough bad guy booty to earn our vacation.

But vacation's over! School starts tomorrow.

Hey, guys. Isn't it great? I thought summer would never end. And, in honour of school, I have completed my first assignment.

Irma

Oh, can I hurt her? Please.

[typing] Welcome to Taranee's handy dandy guide to... [The Four Dragons and the nymph, which is the dragons of the Guardians' powers appears on the screen] ...Quintessece.

Cornelia

Quintessence?! That's the word that hag used to attack us!

But, what does it have to do with the legend of the Four Dragons? That's about our powers!

Right! Each of the dragons controlled one of the four ancient elements. :[She points to each dragon, as she says the elements that they control] Earth. Air. Fire. Water. [She points to the nymph, in the middle of the screen] But the nymph, Xin Jing, had a power too.

Irma

Oh, an X Factor, like Cafeteria Mystery Meal.

[Typing and saying aloud each syllable as she types it] Quin-tessence. The fifth element.

[voiceover] The Ancient Sages described it as exactly [shot of Nerissa summoning Quintessence from lightning] like electricity. They believed it could be found in lightning, but [Nerissa shoots a lightning bolt at the ground] they also called it "the stuff of life", like bio-electricity. [Farm men charge at Nerissa.] [Back to the girls]

Quintessence has the power to make things come alive.

Kinda like Doctor Frankenstein!

Will

Kinda like me. Throwing lightning bolts, talking toasters. My powers sound exactly like Quintessence.

Cornelia

The fifth Guardian gets the fifth element. Makes sense.

Will

[voiceover] What doesn't make sense is that the sorceress [Nerissa holds up the Heart of Meridian and it emits a shock wave which makes the farm men's tools attack them] has the same powers. Only hers are the extra strong version.

Will

What's her connection to the Guardians? What's her connection to me?

Will

So the hag has Elyon.

It's worse. That hag is Nerissa.

[shocked] No!

Impossible!

You are absolutely certain?

Irma

Okay, see I didn't bring my who's who from Kandrakar, so Nerissa is...?

As you know, you are not the first Guardians. Decades ago there were five others. Cassidy, Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma... and Nerissa.

They were C.H.Y.K.N.? Wow, I'm so glad we're W.I.T.C.H.

[voiceover] [as the camera pans across W.I.T.C.H, the scene transitions to one showing the former Guardians] Nerissa led the Guardians as Keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar, as you do Will. But I sensed [Nerissa holds up the Heart and sees it glow through a shot of her eye] the power of the Heart was corrupting Nerissa. To save her soul, [The Heart is shown floating and given to Cassidy] I took the Heart from her and gave it to Cassidy. [Nerissa, shocked, walks away] But Nerissa became obsessed with her lost power. [Nerissa and Cassidy are atop Mount Thanos] After begging and pleading, she demanded Cassidy return the Heart. Cassidy refused.

[voiceover] [Nerissa runs across the cold of the mountain] Devastated, Nerissa fled. [An energy cell appears around Nerissa in a cave inside Mount Thanos] But I imprisoned her. [scene shows Yan Lin, The Oracle and Halinor standing outside her cell] Hoping that she would redeem herself [Nerissa lifts her head up] by facing her guilt. I fear [Nerissa's youthful face changes into the old Nerissa] I may have aired.

When Phobos' reign on Meridian forced us to raise the Veil, we could no longer watch over her.

She must have escaped, and gone into hiding.

On Meridian. Perhaps a portal opened on Mount Thanos, allowing her escape.

Nerissa is a greater threat now, than she was then. Every world has a source of mystic energy, like the Heart of Kandrakar. Elyon was the Heart of Meridian. With her power, Nerissa's might equals the five of yours...combined.

Irma

Right! Cause otherwise, way too easy.

Will

At least, she doesn't know we're on to her. If we head to Meridian now, we can still take her down.

Hmmm, a wise plan.

Will

Why don't you pick on someone with your own power?

Quintessence!

Will

Oh, I had to ask!

[about attacking Nerissa] Why isn't this working?

She's got the Heart of Meridian!

Will

Which is equal to the Heart of Kandrakar.

[panicking] So we're tied?

Not anymore.

Nerissa!

Stay out of this, old fools!

Or you'll destroy us, like you destroyed Cassidy?

Does her memory mean so little to you?

You've no idea what she meant to me! This is not over! [She teletransports]

[sighs] That's what I was afraid of.

Matt

Hungry again? Mr Huggles, you're a dormouse of a dormoose? [In french accent] Would Monsieur care to try ze Mouse Munchies? Zey are ze specialty of ze house. I'll tell le Chèf you approve.

Matt

Hi. I was just thinking about thinking about you.

Matt

Mr Huggles, what is your damage? [To Will] I don't know why he's freaking out like this.. Sorry.

Will

No apologies necessary, [Transforms into Nerissa] dear heart.

Matt

[Shocked, holding Mr Huggles] Nerissa!

[To Tridart] Back off glacier face! [She charges up a fireball but Kor grabs her arm. In his eyes, we see Taranee's anger and argument with her mother. He starts to fight Taranee]

Cornelia

Watch it, hairball! [She telekinetically moves metal hinges to strike Kor, but Shagon intercepts and destroys them. Will appears in front of Cornelia]

Will

Stay away from her!

The way I stayed away from Matt?

Will

Matt!? Did you hurt him?

How much would you hate me if I did?

Will

You're about to find out! [She hurls a lightning bolt at him. He absorbs it]

Tickles.

Cornelia

Y'know those Knights of Whatever totally fed on our drama! Icicle Boy called you desperate, which you are, over Eric.

Thanks for noticing.

Cornelia

Lava Chick was gloating about Irma being in pain, which she is, over Martin. And Taranee...

I can't be fuzzy, if I'm mad at my mom?

Cornelia

Just try to keep it in check. You especially, Will. Dark Angel wanted you hating him.

Will

[shaking her fists] Then he knew his stuff. Hey, since when are you Miss Intuitive?

Cornelia

Perspective. I'm the only one not starring in a soap opera.

This week.