Will Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Will

[after blasting the Annihilators with lightning] Did I just...

Matt

Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!

Will

Matt, I don't know if I can.

Matt

She can. Move!

Will

My shoulder!

Dean

Will?

Will

Well, Mr. Collins, those Mongol Hordes are terrifying. Burr!

Dean

We were discussing Huns.

Will

The Huns? Also terrifying.

Will

Guys, this is Mom's executive assistant, Amanda Bolland.

Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.

Will

Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.

Irma

[telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.

Well, I suppose she might be coming back.

Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.

Will

Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!

[telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.

[telepathically] Right!

Cornelia

Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?

It's down the hall but...

Cornelia

Thanks!

Irma

Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.

I don't know if you should be wandering alone.

Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?

Really? Me? Powerful?

Oh, absolutely. You exude it.

Will

Uh, hello. You know, I think I did mixed up the days. I'll just head home.

But your friends...

Will

Already gone. See ya!

Hey, my interview!

Will

Thanks, Max!

My pleasure, doll. That tightwad MacGruder is always skimping on my repair budget. Now he has to pay.. For some more toner at least, ha!

A slumber party?

Will

[In Susan's voice] What tipped you off?

This is just the kind of behavior I've been talking about, Will. You didn't ask permission and don't even seem sorry.

Will

No, I am sorry. I just... everyone was so bummed about us moving that they wanted to stay over and we're already in our PJs.

Your parents know? [The girls nod] Then lights out. We'll discuss consequences in the morning.

Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.

Cornelia

I don't need cheering up. Go away!

Irma

I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the clothes.

Cornelia

You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.

Irma

I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.

Cornelia

How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.

She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!

Cornelia

What?! Lilian, I am not!

You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!

You've got a date?

Will

A non-Caleb date?

Cornelia

You are so not going with me!

Does he go to Sheffield?

Will

Does Caleb know?

Irma

Does he have any brothers?

Does he skate?

Cornelia

None of your business, children! Now, get out!

Cornelia

I'll be right down!

Sure. I'll be right here.

Cornelia

Don't follow me

Cornelia

Safe!

Oh, my!

Cornelia

Not safe. [covers her head]

Will

You transformed without the Heart?!

Cornelia

Not exactly transformed.

When did you learn to do that?

Cornelia

Since Kandrakar! But...

No wings?

Cornelia

I don't have Guardian powers.

Irma

Who's the guy?!

Cornelia

I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.

Hey, Lillian.

"Lillian"?!

[noticing Taranee] Oh, hi, sis.

Hi, sis.

Irma

Hey, Peter! We were just wondering how long have you and [uses air quotes] "Lillian" been dating?

A few weeks. You were there when we met, at the park.

Cornelia

Wow! Memories, huh? Ok, we better go before all the good ice is taken.

We're following, right?

Oh, yeah!

Playing my brother. My brother! With a phony name and an even phonier body. Ooh, she's got some nerve.

She's gonna need it.

Will

This is a train wreck.

Good. Lillian deserves a kick in the caboose.

Irma

Can I be the one to tell Cornelia. Oh, please, oh please!

I ordered you to entrance the last Guardian, Where is she?

Will

[monotonously] Irma is near, Master, with Blunk.

[Grabs Jeek] Then use this to sniff them out.

At last, all five guardians are under the horn's spell [to Will, regarding Irma] give this one her full powers.

Will

[holds up the Heart of Kandrakar, monotonously] Guardians unite. [the Heart of Kandrakar glows, transforming Irma into her guardian form]

Irma

[monotonously] Water.

Now I believe I require one last trance-marcher, [hands over the Horn to Will] so use this on Queen Elyon.

Will

...So I can't help decorate.

Cornelia

Oh, please! If you want to attend the ball, you have to help with the prep.

I spent forever designing the decorations. We can't lose you to a pile of dirty underwear!

Besides, when you're not around, Cornelia gets really bossy. [She puts her glasses on]

Cornelia

Irma brings it out in me.

What?!

Irma

I said: Stop brushing your hair, Cornelia. You're losing brain cells.

Cornelia

Ugh!

Please, Will! Without you, I can't guarantee any survivors.

Will

Oh, I'll find a way.

No, Caleb, it’s me!

Caleb

Whoops! Sorry, Will.

No, Caleb, I’m me!

Caleb

[Sits on the ground] Like girls aren’t hard enough to understand when there’s just one of them.

No! You still want to absorb me back into the Heart! Back into oblivion!

If you're really me, you know I won't.

[Calms down] I believe you.

Of course you do. We’re practically sisters.

[watching from a distance] Disgusting. Still, my fault for betting on a cheap knock off. All it had to do was quietly replace the Guardian, but no. Might as well take advantage of the distraction. [She sends a lightning bolt to Will, but Altermere Will intercepts her attack] Well, that was irritatingly heroic.

You saved my life, when all you wanted was to live.

That's what sisters do, right?

Oh, Will, she's fading!

I know but what can I... unless I have to absorb her, not into the Heart but into me. But only if you say yes, then all your thoughts, feelings, memories, everything will live on in me.

I'd like that.