Will Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Hello? No, I'm sorry, Irma. Will's lost phone privileges for the week. That's right. Goodbye.

If I might suggest...

Will

No! This is all your fault! [She threatens to throw him out the window]

No, please! No more talking in class! Cross my circuits!

Will

Whatevs. [She leaves Sammy on the windowsill]

Oh, look, Sandpit. I think we just found evidence of a crime.

Will, these are detectives Medina and McTiennan. They like to ask you a few questions about Elyon Brown and her parents.

We’ve heard you know where they are.

Will

Uh, sure. Everyone does. They’re on a ski trip. In the Alps!

And who told you that?

Will

Cornelia?

Cornelia

Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can’t even call them.

Irma told me they’re sunbathing in Hawaii.

Irma

Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.

Um, could you repeat the question?

Irma

I'm so glad you're here! My dad...

Cornelia

Started giving you the third degree.

Irma

Yeah. How did you know?

Will

Taranee's suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.

[telepathically] I'm my own radio station. [non telepathically] Too bad it only works with you guys.

Irma

And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?

Er, no, but you just did.

Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to [reappears] Aagh! [She reappeared in the road and almost got run over by a truck]

Irma

What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.

Cornelia

Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.

Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!

Irma

Er, non-brainiac definition, please?

When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain it had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.

Will

So that's why all of a sudden every appliance are my new best friend.

Irma

And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.

Cornelia

And why my powers have gone all freaky.

Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]

Irma

My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.

Will

I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.

Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!

I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.

Will

Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?

We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.

Will

Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?

Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!

Will

[looking down from the window] Good thing I have wings. [Pulls out the Heart] Guardians...uh, me unite!

Will

We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.

Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.

Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.

Is she going to be like that forever?

Hello, I got Will on line 1.

Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!

Will

It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.

Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!

Will

Who are they?!

A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.

[gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!

Will

And if the new girl's with him...

My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.

Irma

We got to stop them!

Irma

Oops! Stronger powers...I forgot.

Uh, tell me why we needed to get to the airport?

[seeing Will] Look! It's her!

That's it! You're coming with us!

Will

Do you even know what are you accusing me of?

Uh, she ran away from the hall when we try to arrest her?

That's right!

Will! Irma!

Elyon?!

She's here?

Irma

Why, Elyon! Oh, you would not believe how much you've been missed!

I'm so glad you guys came to meet me. Allow me to introduce my cousin Caleb. And my new... puppy?

Uh, Blunk barks! Bark, bark!

Sorry, girls, this is been one huge misunderstanding.

Will

If x=6 and y=x^2, then, you...must equal a genius, because you get this and you're not even in eighth grade.

You can do this too, Will.

Will

Matt! Matt, over here!

Matt

Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.

Will

Since when are they best buds?

XY plus XY...

Matt

So, how's Sheffield treating you?

Caleb

Is there really a 6 chair rule?

Matt

No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...

Caleb

We weren't.

Matt

I want to be part of this whole thing. Fight alongside them.

Caleb

You're not a warrior.

Matt

That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes in Sheffield.

Caleb

Ropes?

Matt

For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.

Caleb

Uh-oh.

Matt

We got a deal?

Caleb

Uh-huh.

Caleb

See? Now try it again.

Matt

Ow! Sorry. It's tougher than I thought.

Caleb

He is a cunning opponent.

Matt

Hello? Oh, hey, Will. I was just hanging. Huh? Uh, sure. Don't tell her about this. She'll just freak.

Caleb

Hello?

Will

Caleb, Blunk just arrived from Meridian.

Nice mousie! Juicy mousie!

Caleb

Right. I'm on the way. Meridian business, sorry.

A toast to A-minuses and good friends.

Thanks, Mrs. V, but Will did all the work.

Will

Well, I couldn't have done it without [Sees Matt entering] Matt.

Matt?

Will

I mean, Taranee. I need to use the restroom.

Will

Did I do something wrong?

Matt

No, it's nothing like that. I've just been practicing. Rehearsing, I mean, with the band.

Matt

Ow!

Will

Sorry! I've been staticky lately.

Will

Find Elyon, Hay Lin and Irma.

Matt

What am I, the messenger boy?

Mouse for Blunk? Yum!

Will

Mouse is not food! Mouse is pet! You eat mouse, and you’re toast!

Mouse with toast yummy, too.

Caleb

Okay, Mr. Show-Me-The-Ropes, why are Earth girls so... impossible?

Matt

Dude, books have been written.

Will

Matt, what are you doing here? Don't you realize how dangerous...

Matt

Okay, I get it! Matt go home!

Cornelia

Do me a favor: take the most destructive dormouse in history.

Will

And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...

Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.

Irma

She didn't mean...

I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?

Matt

Will, this is my idea! Don't say...

It's too dangerous.