Will Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Where's the Heart of Kandrakar?!

Will

I don't know!

Will

[recognizing Caleb] You’re the kid from yesterday!

Caleb

You’re not one of the Guardians I saw! Where’s your older sister?

Will

Wait! You’re the "rebel leader" I’m supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?

Caleb

Hey, girlie girl, I'm fifteen! Nevermind that, activate the crystal and fly us out of here.

Will

I didn't exactly bring it.

Caleb

You didn't 'exactly' bring it?!

Caleb

Girls! I need a rope, some kind of weapon and what do I get? A short redhead with attitude.

Will

Hey! I'm a Guardian of the Veil, buddy. And you're just some guy at the bottom of a hole!

Will

[The other Guardians have found her] You guys came for me! You really are my friends.

Cornelia

Well of course, silly.

Will

Cornelia, Taranee - block the stairs. Hay Lin find us an exit

Fire!

Will

Irma, the rebel leader's down there! He's too heavy to lift out, his mouth alone must weigh two hundred pounds.

Irma

We don't have to lift him. Water!

Cornelia

Earth!

Can't swim! Save Blunk!

Caleb

I'll hold them off as long as I can!

Will

No, wait! You don't have any powers.

Caleb

Guarding the Veil is more important than one rebel fighter. Oh, by the way, My name's Caleb.

Cornelia

Is he cute, or what?

Will

I'm going back for Caleb.

No! I fly better than you. Well, actually, chickens fly better than you.

I feel something down the back of my neck!

Will

[in Irma's voice] You promise not to freak if I tell you what it is?

Uh-uh.

Will

[yanks an eel off Taranee and says in Irma's voice] Then it's just a hair.

Irma

Uh, is this small bloodsucking insect what I think it is?

Will

Don't say anything or they'll hear Taranee screaming back at school.

Let's stop at Irma's house. I have to use the bathroom.

Will

My place is closer.

Yeah, but I can't use your bathroom. Because... it's... not on the ground floor! I have a rare fear of high toilets.

[about Caleb's gift, a picture of Will in Guardian form] Look, it's Will! As a, as a kind of... fairy, or something.

Will

[to Caleb in Elyon's voice] You're so talented.

Caleb

It's carved from driftwood. The wings are dragon scales.

Will

[nervously] Ha, ha! He didn't mean real dragon scales.

Caleb

Sure I do!

Maybe we should call the police.

Will

For this kind of problem we are the police.

I was afraid you'd say that.

Why don't we just take the elevator?

Will

You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?

Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.

Irma

Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.

Will

You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!

Irma

What's that, poopy?

Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.

Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.

Will

Guys, what is community service day?

Irma

Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.

Cornelia

Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.

And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.

Will

It can't be that bad...

Cornelia

Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!

Irma

Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!

Will

Ok, got it! Get here early.