A character in W.I.T.C.H.
Played by Kelly Stables
W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes
Most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 168 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Irma Lair (59), Cornelia Hale (59), Taranee Cook (58)
You're in a grumpy mood.
WillYou would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.
Yeah? Go Will's mom!
Will[annoyed look]
[teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?
WillMy life is over.
[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?
WillSomething's coming through.
Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]
Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]
Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]
Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]
[The Guardians believe Professor Collins is "The Beast" and have switched to Guardian form]
You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]
Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]
[Hay Lin summons a whirlwind which lifts Collins up and Taranee flies up, holds on to Collins, spins him around and he crashes to the ground]
WillLet's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]
Ughh! This is really glued on tight!
[Taranee picks up a book that Collins was holding]
What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?
It's information about the Sheffield PTA.
Phobos has joined the PTA?!
WillI don't think so, but my mom did.
I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".
[Referring to Cornelia's unthreaded sweater in the Labyrinth, which was used as a trail] What do you think is on the other end of this?
WillMy guess? A very unhappy Cornelia.
WillI think Matt likes me!
What makes you think that?
WillHe's not looking at me!
WillWeren't we supposed to get that new student from Switzerland today?
Maybe she's here and we didn't notice.
[A beautiful red haired, green eyed girl enters the canteen]
No...my guess is, that's her.
[Martin who is sitting at the table runs over to the new girl]
[To Irma] Good news, I think he's over you.
[Irma looks angry]
Oh, there you are, Matthew, who's your little friend?
WillIt's Will, Sandra we're in the same history class, maths class, science class.
Well, I can't remember every face. Surely, you don't ski on those tiny little legs.
WillAs surely as you can talk with that tiny little brain!
[A crowd gasps and Sandra drops her hot beverage]
[laughs] What are you saying?
WillI'm saying, I can ski the home made goat pants off of you.
Well, then, we have to have a little race. Winner gets to sit with Matt on the bus ride back.
WillFine by me.
Uh, girls?
STAY OUT OF THIS!
[Yan Lin has just arrived at the ski resort]
Grandma! What are you doing here?
He made me drive him up to prove a silly point.
[Caleb gets out of the car]
I'm no fun, huh? Well, just tell that to my skis! [He hoists the skis up]
WillYou're kidding. They look like the deck planks from the Titanic.
Those babies served me well back in China.
They looked like they served Genghis Khan back in China.
I've got new skis now. I'm gonna carve me up some powder, dudes.
You're crazy to race Sandra. She's like, total Swiss, ok, they're born on skis.
And you send yourself, you're a lousy skier.
WillYeah, but I'm a terrific Guardian. And the winner gets to sit next to Matt.
We're supposed to use our powers to fight evil not snooty foreigners.
WillTrust me, she's evil.
Captain Blunk - Report! [He salutes]
Don't pretend you have an allegiance to a higher goal. You find me portals and I pay you.
[Blunk notices the girls who look very angry, then Caleb does]
Oh, hey girls.
WillCaleb, when you find an open portal you're supposed to tell us!
WillWhat's The Tracker and Sniffer doing here?
I'm guessing they're not Vance Michael Justin fans.
[The Tracker and Sniffer walk in a different direction]
What's in that direction?
Um, Caleb and Blunk, babysitting Chris.
WillYou left your little brother with them?!
Now, that's just cruel.
To Caleb and Blunk [She laughs]
Then you'll need disguises.
Uh, maybe something like...[She shows the drawing to the girls] this?
[The dress comes to life surrounded by blue magic. The girls gasp]
This is like, way, the most realistic sketch I ever did!
WillHoly cow! It's real!
Everything you paint comes to life!
[Elias nods, Cornelia holds out a bunch of paintbrushes]
Oh, let's go clothes painting!
Will[To the Heart of Kandrakar] Change back!
[Elsewhere, Elyon puts the Star of Threbe around her neck, which causes green electrical energy to appear. Back to where the Guardians are, they don't change back to normal form]
Uh, you might wanna check the batteries in the old Heart of Kandrakar, there. We didn't change back.
[To the Guardians] So, you came to me for help. That was smart...real smart.
Now, if only you were smart...real smart.
WillHey, love birds, knock it off!
WillWhat is that?!
Blunk know.
What is it?
Big hungry plant.
Irma LairCandi Milo · 160 quotes
Cornelia HaleChristel Khalil · 141 quotes
HLHay LinLiza de Mundo · 111 quotes
TCTaranee CookKali Troy · 99 quotes
CalebGreg Cipes · 76 quotes
BBlunk47 quotes
EBElyon Brown45 quotes
YLYan Lin42 quotes
NNerissa41 quotes
PPhobos31 quotes
Matt OlsenJason Marsden · 27 quotes
SVSusan Vandom16 quotes
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