Tori! Tori! I'm running in with big news! Tori!
It's him!
(he and the feeding girl start screaming and run away in terror. Robbie comes up to the table)
What's the big news?
The Beverly Hills volcano is about to erupt!
What?
In three and a half minutes, this whole school is gonna be covered in hot lava!
We only have three and a half minutes?
(pounds his fist on the table) The same amount of time as a commercial break.
What do we do?
(grabs Tori's arm) I say we kiss.
Okay, c'mere.
Not you! (to Tori) You. Kiss me, Tori. I want my last three and a half minutes to be spent with my face... smushed against your face.
Are there any other ideas?
Tori, please!
Okay. (the two lean in to kiss, and the screen freezes)
Stay tuned for the second half of Victorious... or don't. I get paid either way.
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