Ok, so you're telling me that freak show is a girl?
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at a big stupid lady in prison, what are you looking at?
Grrr!
Ohhhh...me make big man-lady mad. (prisoner bangs stick against the fence and walks away) Oooh, good one! Hey, call me, we'll go skirt shopping!
Must you aggravate my fellow prisoners?
Yes, I must.
Man, eating salt is gross!
Not as gross as the prison food they make us eat in here!
One time, when my brother was in prison, he told the people in charge he was a vegetarian so they gave him special meals. (Tori looks weirded out) Oh wait, that was on an airplane.
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