Dick, why are you here?
You saw that article about the Pi Sig house, right? That girl Claire gets raped after one of our parties, and suddenly, school's all in a bunch. There's like this hearing scheduled to try to get us kicked off campus, and that's where you come in.
I get to do the kickin'?
You get to be the spy who loves me. The guys were really impressed with how you cleared the frat of the rape last year.
Were they? That means so little.
They knew we had, like, this connection. So, they sent me here to hire you. We need you to do your Veronica thing and prove it's a pack of lies.
Is it? A pack of lies?
We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk?
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