“Mars vs. Mars” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Logan Echolls (1), Keith Mars (1), Weevil Navarro (1)
There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
I wasn't aware you were paying me.
This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
I'll stop braiding.
[Trying to filch info on her father's case, Veronica sets off a blue-dye packet in a trap he set for her.]
Hey, honey. What have you been up to?
Tell me where to put your Father of the Year trophy, 'cause there's some place I'd like to put it!
Wow. Good thing I didn't go with the bear trap.
This is not funny! I need to see that diary! She's lying. I know it. I can feel it with every fiber of my being.
Honey, you don't have to get all blue in the face.
You're patronizing me?
To be fair, I am your patron.
[Veronica is looking at a trophy case.]
If you're looking for my trophy, it's back by auto shop.
Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
Is this 1970? Rims, baby.
So you got a trophy for a rim job?
Forget it. Look, I got some information for you.
Finally! A Deep Throat to call my own.
I'm not going to touch that one.
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