Logan and Veronica in “Mars vs. Mars”

Logan

There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."

Veronica

There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.

Logan

So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?

Veronica

I just don't want you to get your hopes up.

Logan

I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.

Veronica

I wasn't aware you were paying me.

Logan

This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.

Veronica

I'll stop braiding.