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S1 E15

Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Amy, Selina and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ma'am, I'm so sorry you lost your library. You know, last night, I dreamt that I removed Leon West's balls with an ice cream scoop, and I think I actually came.

Is everything always ice cream with you?

Just say the word, ma'am, and I will...

Amy, Amy. I leaked it to Leon.

Why? Why would you Kurt Cobain your own library?

Because, girlie, only former presidents have libraries. And I'm running for president.

[Selina opens the door to reveal her entire old team assembled in the living room]

You're... you're running again?!

The band is getting back together again!

Who cc'd Mike?

[laughing] I get it, I'm Ringo.

We need champagne!

No, Amy's Ringo. You're Mark David Chapman's bullet.

How is this even possible?

Tibet! Tibet! It's all Tibet! We are gonna ride that Dalai Lama like Mrs. Lama on book club night.

And what about Montez?

She's a Mexican who stole your job.

She did, in fact, steal my job.

Her numbers are under agua.

I can't believe this.

We're back! [to Amy] I do need to talk to you about your role. And, Mike, I need to talk to you about your role, too.

[oblivious] Sweet.

To Team Meyer.

AAll

Team Meyer!

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