(groans and pants heavily) Otto... why? After all I've done for you?
"For me"? (yells) "FOR ME"?!! You treated me like a slave! Destroyed my lab with me in it! And turned me into this. All you've done for me is give me pain!
Got a point there, Norman. Worst boss ever!
It's not use fighting it, Osborn.
(he goes to grab Doc Ock, but collapses weakly) You... You've betrayed me.
You arrogant buffoon! If I had cracked the formula, don't you think I would've used it on myself? I've just injected you with a fusion of Venom's AND Spider-Man's DNA. If my calculations are correct, it should produce a most interesting result, only this time on that I control.
Looks like the grown-ups have some talking to do. I'm just gonna.... (he wriggles free and spins a web to escape, but is smacked about by Doc Ock) Ouch! That hurt.
D'you want to know the most delicious part, Osborn, you pompous half-wit? After all of your schemes of catching Spider-Man and stealing his DNA, you never realized he belonged to you all along. His powers are a product of Oscorp's technology! Although I have yet to discover how it happened, Spider-Man is your greatest accomplishment.
(groans in disgust, turns to the camera) Why do I suddenly feel so skeevy?
(he puts a shock collar on Osborn's neck and cackles) As an art form, revenge is nothing if not beautiful. Now, there's still a matter of finding out what makes you tick. Fortunately, I no longer need you alive for that. (he pins Spider-Man down and brings out a circular saw blade) In fact, dissection is desirable.
Sounds fun. Let me check my schedule. How 'bout never? That work for ya?
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