Coulson, you have any idea where our teenage, heroes-in-training are?
Sir, I'm in the middle of a crisis. This school's budget is a mess! I'm trimming the fat. No more doors on boy's bathroom stalls, rougher toilet paper - Hey, maybe SHIELD can donate...
[Hangs up on him] Good Godfry, Coulson's gone native.
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