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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 6

Charlie and Jake in “It's Always Nazi Week”

Wait in the car.

Give me the keys.

No!

Then how will I wait in the car?

Wait by the car.

I don't have sunscreen on. I'm very fair skinned.

Then wait under the car.

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