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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 1

Russel and Charlie in “Taterhead Is Our Love Child”

Russel

Whenever you're dealing with a manufactured product, there's always gonna be flaws in the process.

Charlie

Yeah, but aren't they supposed to be tested before they go out, or in?

Russel

Well, sure, but they don't test every one.

Charlie

They don't?

Russel

Masturbating's looking better and better, huh?

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