[after Alan sings "Cat's in the Cradle" while washing dishes]
Charlie
It's not funny.
Alan
Well, maybe not funny "ha-ha", but certainly funny "hee-hee".
Charlie
That boy was nothing like me.
Alan
Well, he doesn't have ear hair and whiskey breath, but I'm guessing he'll grow into that.
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