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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 17

Sloane and Jake in “Fish in a Drawer”

Sloane

Jake, what I want to know is, were you in your uncle's room at any time today?

Jake

No, I never go to my uncle's room.

Sloane

Why not?

Jake

'Cause all the skin mags are in my dad's room.

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