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S5 E8

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 8

Alan and Artie in “Is There a Mrs. Waffles?”

Alan

They love him! How can they love him?

Artie

Who cares? We're gonna make a fortune!

Alan

Doesn't it bother you that he's loaded?

Artie

He's a musician. It'd bother me if he wasn't.

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