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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 8

Charlie, Kids and others in “Is There a Mrs. Waffles?”

Charlie

Who loves kids?

Kids

Charlie Waffles!

Charlie

Right!

[Charlie turns off the TV]

Charlie

That's it, what do you think?

Alan [after staring in disbelief]: I'm going back to bed.

Charlie [to Jake]: What about you?

Jake

You couldn't have TiVo'd this?

Charlie

Hey, Charlie Waffles may love kids, but he's getting pretty sick of you!

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