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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 6

Alan and Charlie in “Help Daddy Find His Toenail”

[Charlie is hungover and still lying in bed.]

Alan

Charlie, wake up. You need to see this.

Charlie

Can I throw up in it?

Alan

No.

Charlie

Then I don't need to see it.

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