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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 6

Alan and Charlie in “Help Daddy Find His Toenail”

[Charlie and Jake have snuck in through Jake's window and Alan has found them.]

Alan

[to Jake] Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in?

Charlie

I do not. Do you have any idea how beautiful you look in that light?

Alan

I'm not talking to you.

Charlie

Yeah, well, I'm not talking to you either, except for right now, this is me talking to you, but, no longer. [makes pop sound]

Alan

Would you please just... go to sleep?

Charlie

Okey-dokey. [grabs pillow and goes out of view]

Alan [to Jake]: You and I have some talking to do.

Charlie

Will you make up your freaking mind?

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