TV QuotesDatabase
S4 E22

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 22

Jake and Charlie in “Mr. McGlue's Feedbag”

[on their way to the track]

Jake

How much can I bet?

Charlie

How much did you bring?

Jake

I have to use my own money?

Charlie

Boy, you really are your father's son, aren't you?

Jake

OK... [looking in his wallet] I have fourteen dollars.

Charlie

That's not gonna get you very far.

Jake

Um... oh, and I have a fifty-dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut. Wanna buy it?

Charlie

Sure, I'll give you twenty-five bucks.

Jake

But it's worth fifty.

Charlie

To who?

Jake

To Pizza Hut.

Charlie

Well, then let the good folks at Pizza Hut place a bet for you.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Two and a Half Men quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two and a Half Men pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.