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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 6

Alan and Charlie in “Apologies for the Frivolity”

Alan

Charlie, it's OK. You've been working out your maternal issues by having sex with other women your entire life. All you're doing now is cutting out the middle man.

Charlie

Oh, that is just sick!

Alan

My point exactly.

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