Evelyn
What do you do? I mean, besides my son.
Lydia
I'm in real estate.
Evelyn
How interesting, so am I.
Lydia
Oh, yes, Evelyn Harper! I recognize you from your bus bench ads. People all over town are sitting on your face.
Evelyn
Well, dear, maybe someday if you work hard, people will be sitting on your face too.
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