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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 1

A scene from “Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts”

Charlie [to Jake]: I get that you're growing up, that your body's changing, that your emotions are in flux, but the important thing you need to keep in mind is that... I don't care. When you're in my house, when you're out with me, and especially when we're around women, you will be adorable.

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