Judith
I'm warning you, Alan, things had better change around here or there will be serious consequences. Legal consequences! Got it?
Alan
Got it.
Judith
Good-bye. [leaves; Alan shuts the door]
Alan [mocking Judith]: "There will be serious consequences. Legal consequences."
Charlie [also mocking Judith]: "I don't care what you do during the week, but on the weekends, you're a role model."
Alan [same mocking voice]: I enjoy talking this way.
Charlie [same mocking voice]: As do I.
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