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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 7

Alan and Charlie in “A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana”

Charlie [slapping Alan with the plans for Evelyn's party]: Are? You? Happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother!

Alan

Well, she's your mother, too!

Charlie

How do you know? I could have been adopted.

Alan

You wish!

Charlie

I do!

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