Alan, Charlie and others in “Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark”

What happened to him?

If I didn't know better, I'd swear he got laid last night.

I hope you don't mind, but I talked to him before he went to sleep last night.

What did you say?

I said: "Drink this bottle of prune juice". You feed him nothing but pizza and pancakes! It's a wonder his eyeballs are still in their sockets.