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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 19

Judith, Charlie and others in “I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You”

Judith

OK, fine. You always wanted Liz, go ahead. Here's your chance. Give her your little "adjustment". And maybe while you're having a good time with my sister, I'll have a good time with your brother. [puts her right arm around Charlie]

Charlie

Beg pardon?

Judith

Oh, don't be coy with me, Charlie. You know we've always had sexual tension between us!

Charlie

Really? I... thought it was just regular tension.

Judith

Come on, I've seen you looking at my chest.

Alan

You looked at my wife's chest?

Charlie

Hey, I'm a guy!

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