Judith
OK, fine. You always wanted Liz, go ahead. Here's your chance. Give her your little "adjustment". And maybe while you're having a good time with my sister, I'll have a good time with your brother. [puts her right arm around Charlie]
Charlie
Beg pardon?
Judith
Oh, don't be coy with me, Charlie. You know we've always had sexual tension between us!
Charlie
Really? I... thought it was just regular tension.
Judith
Come on, I've seen you looking at my chest.
Alan
You looked at my wife's chest?
Charlie
Hey, I'm a guy!
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