Hey, where have you been?
I just had lunch with my mother and my stalker. They spent the afternoon eating off each other's plates and discussing my fear of intimacy.
You do have that, you know. Well, anyway, look, can we talk about this picture Jake drew?
What's to talk about? He's a boy. He saw a woman's ass. He liked it. Thank your lucky stars it wasn't the cable guy's ass and move on!
[Jake enters the kitchen]
Hey, Dad, where's "Can-cun"?
Cancún?
No, it's spelled "Can-cun".
It's in Mexico. Why?
We should go there for Christmas instead of Aunt Betty's.
What are you reading?
Sports Illustrated, but it's mostly ladies in bathing suits.
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