Charlie, Alan and others in “The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump”

Hey, we're here for fun, right? Nobody wins or loses.

Oh, come on! Somebody always loses! [stands up] Who are we kidding? It's 8 to 1 out there and everybody here knows it. And-- and you know, I'll tell you another thing! We haven't won a game all season, and I'm putting that in the newsletter! And as God as my witness, there will be a newsletter!

Dad, you're kind of freaking everybody out here.

Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.